Stupid Piece of Blog

I dominated on the basketball court on Friday, and guys were telling me about how they couldn't stop me or wow what good shooting, I don't know how to respond.  I naturally feel like I should toss a compliment back their way, but what can I say?  "Yeah, I know.  Well, you're not very good.  Many of you aren't.  I would have prevented your breakaway lay-up, but I was too lazy, and it's 90 degrees out here."

Some guys flush the urinal before they even start to pee.

How feasible would a hybrid airplane be?

It's wonderful how suggestive the team names are in my fantasy baseball league.  Baseball sucks.