Stupid Piece of Blog

I get a lot of thinking done in the shower, my epiphany palace. Unfortunately, I
don't have a way of recording the thoughts conveniently, and down the drain they
go. I don't think there's much money to be made in creating some product that
would help people conveniently record thoughts in the shower.

I could use a tape recorder in a Ziploc bag, but the falling water may drown out
the message being recorded. But who the heck is going to transcribe the audio?
I don't have time for that. I could yell out my thoughts, but what's relaxing
about that?

I often create a to-do list in my mind in the shower. Maybe I can hire servants
to command while I'm in the shower to carry out my to-do list items. Of course,
they wouldn't be in the bathroom with me, as that would be too weird. Intercom,
of some sort, instead. How much would I pay them? How many of them? No, this
isn't a good idea. I don't want to feel like I have to tip them.

Hey, guess what my epiphany throne is.

# posted by juveekin @ 3:29 PM