Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Wiked Pisser
I was standing at a urinal alongside others who were actively relieving themselves. (At other urinals on the wall. There were several, you see. In a public restroom.) Obviously, I began to think: How would you organize a pissing contest?
Would it be like one of those Circus Circus water gun games with the group race
and winner gets a stuffed animal? Then, would you have to exclude women? Or do
they just get certain concessions?
Or do you go by quantity or duration...? How would you regulate it? Fast for a
few days and only drink within 8 hours of the contest? I know, it's tough, isn't
it? But that's why we don't see contests like this catching on everywhere.
# posted by juveekin @ 6:03 PM 
