Sunday, August 21, 2005

 

Down the Drain

Why would a guy consistently flush a urinal as the first order of business before
even beginning to do his business in it? It just wastes water, doesn't it? Your
own urine always splatters back onto your legs anyway. What's the difference if
someone else's leftover urine is mixed in with that?

Think of all the urine that gets absorbed into guys pants after they use urinals.
And maybe their sons or daughters or strippers will sit on their laps later.
And the trace amounts of urine will be on their bottom sides, and then they'll
later sit on chairs and pass it on. We're all just sitting in filth, and not
just our own.


Comments:
It doesn't always splatter back. It's all about angles, little one. I bet Euclid's urine never splashed back on him.

Plus, urine's not really filth. It's a good antiseptic because bacteria can't survive in it. So you're actually disinfecting that stripper's bottom.
 
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